I would probably want to be vigilante-esque and dark in attitude, but rely on my powers of rancid flatulence to administer the KO to my enemies. I've been having a great increase in gaseous output lately, probably attributed to my current diet paired with my GERD, whilst simultaneously watching Batman: The Brave and the Bold, and reflected on how my new-found powers could change the downtown cityscape of my current place of residence.
So how about you Flood?
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I would be [i]-blam!- You Dude[/i]. Someone would be running away with a T.V. And i got "Stop right there criminal scum," and he goes "What ya gonna do about it?" I respond with "[b][i][u]-blam!- you[/u][/i][/b]." He would obviously go "wow, im strangely compelled to put this down." Or maybe [i]Butt Sex Guy[/i]. It would be like "*criminal talking* hmm mmh oh ya this is gonna sell so good on the black ma-WHOA OHH MY GOD AHHHH" and i be f[i]u[/i]ckin his ass like "YA! TAKE THAT you criminal scum." He'd respond with a "ohhhhh stop it butt sex guy im so sorry i tried to steal this."