Congratulations! You have the least skilled super in Destiny! Reasons are:
-GG can reach targets in an instant! You could kill enemies in any range! How skilled!
-GG can kill foes in one hit! Shields are no problem! A warlock in radiance with radiant skin? No problem!
-The only thing that (almost) stops you is special weapons and a rocket launcher. But don't worry! GG is the only gun in Destiny that can kill at any range!
-Bladedancer super? No problem! With your steady (assisted) aim, you can take out them in one hit!
-Radiance super? No problem! You can one hit them like the bladedancer, but they are much slower! So easy, so skilled!
-Nova bomb? (almost) no problem! You can surely take them out after they kill you, but GG travels at the speed of light! Easily doge nova bombs at long ranges, and then take them out!
-Fist of panic? (almost) no problem! Confront them at range and you'll surely take them out! Just stay away from corners!
-Defender bubble? Simple! Kill the titan with one shot, even with sheilds! Or fire all 3 rounds into the bubble, and you'll destroy the bubble and the titan! Or simply ignore it like everyone else!
-And you get three, get that, 3 easy, so skilled kills!
-The perfect super for noobs and pros alike!
-Oh and I almost forgot to mention: With a certain exotic helmet, you can get one more shot, for a total of 4 GG shots!
-Obtain kills with extreme ease!
-You are the only thing in Destiny along with TLW, Thorn, and Feliwinters Lie (which are also for pros and noobs alike) that remained untouchable by nerfs to date! But GG hasn't been nerfed even once! Wow!
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Well the fist of panic is the only thing that gets us and fist of panic needs no skill either you have press a button and kill one guy because you panicked
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Instant yes but dodge able. I've dodge many GG from many ranges especially up close
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Interesting that everything that has to do with the Hunter thematically is OP (i.e., how Hunters are the ones portrayed as snipers and HC users).
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Get some tissues...
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Butthurt much??
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I'd rather get golden gun'd then die from a fist of panic directly below me
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Edited by HerroItsAJ: 4/26/2015 3:26:51 AMSomeone is salty af. 2 shots to down a nova bomb even at range or up close. By then you'll get wiped if they manage to throw the bomb. Who the f*ck would use Fist of havok at range. And still 2 shots to down them, by then you're f*cking dead as he slams you to the ground. Range on golden gun was nerfed due to the handcannon range nerf. In my opinion FoH is more annoying. The option to press two buttons as you're about to die in a close quarters situation is cheap. But I'll take one for the team because it would've been far more disastrous if used one a clumped fireteam. And all maps are basically CQC. Golden gun super does [b]NOT[/b] get a shield. [spoiler]Stop whining.[/spoiler] edit: Just realized your "satire" hashtag. It seemed like whining hidden behind a satire hashtag. True satire doesn't need a satire hashtag.
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To all the ones taking the OP serious check out the tags.
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I'm a hunter and it's all so true. We need to dominate in something. We kinda sucks balls in pve lol.
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If you need # to be sarcastic your doing it wrong
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Actually no... It takes 2 shots to kille a radiance dude plus there is no shield WHAT SO EVER so pretty much your a normal crucible dude with 3 shots in a hand cannon that is a 1 hit kill
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These satire posts are old now and stupid so just stop with them please like come on now
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Edited by RainDragon: 4/26/2015 2:57:47 AMDude at least they have to aim. Titans can literally use any super at any time and have it work flawlessly. And I say that as a Hunter/Titan. The only supers deserving of mocking are the Panic Attack (I believe Titans call it havok something...) and Arc Blade. At least until the new Warlock super drops and the rumors are correct
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Do u like your bottled warmed up?... Little bitch?
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So you would rather me blade dancer... This fkn community makes me sick
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GOLDEN PINES!
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Dont forget they shoot through walls
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Shut uppppppppp
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(Almost) Stop being such a (almost) whiny little bitch! And rockets can kill at any range too.
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Easily doge nova bombs at long ranges Much complain! Such scrub!
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Thought you were a real prick until I reached the hash tags. Enjoy everyone's tears bro.
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Nice #'s, none of this is real there is barely any aim assist and the range is terrible. And with all the red-baring teleporters who don't take damage and enjoy sliding through walls, it's even harder to use.
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I was about to split your shit till I read the tags
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Read the hashtags just like someone below me said
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I don't get what you're trying to say....don't use your super? It's called super for a reason and you get to pick yours too