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Edited by Lord Sicarius: 4/23/2015 7:41:16 PM
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Why males are obsolete

This is PROOF that men just can't hang with girls! These things will show you why guys can't compare themselves to girls! All of you guys who think you're so cool and that you're hot stuff need to fall off their self made pedestal and bow before the superiority of females. We are infallible, and nothing can go against the evidence. This proves it all! Girls are just naturally better than guys! Don't you see it? It's just so obvious how we're so much better! All you have to do is look you blind fish walnut containers! EVIDENCE THAT GIRLS ARE BETTER THAN GUYS: 1. We know we're better. 2. We buy things on sale that we don't need. 3. We don't know what we want but we want it. 4. Your argument is invalid, periods. 5. I'm mad, angry, mellow, sad, happy, depressed, joyful, annoyed, entertained, tired, estatic, nervous. (See #4) 6. We're always right. (See #'s 1 and 4) 7. We deliver babies. 8. It takes us an hour to get dressed. 9. We like camping, as long as it's in the kitchen. 10. We have our own language. 11. Yes = no, no = yes, maybe = no, go ahead = do it and you'll die, I'm fine = I'm definitely not fine, nothing = something (see #10) 12. Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough. 13. We make sandwiches (with no mayonnaise and extra lettuce) This is scientific fact that girls are better than guys! Don't even try, you'll just lose to us anyways. Your minds are not big enough to understand the extreme complexity of the most important beings on this planet! [b]For those willing to admit defeat I will give out chocolate pudding! Being defensive will just show me that your afraid! Admit you are afraid and I will spare you c:[/b] Also, if you "like" this post, I will give you a lettuce sandwich. Why lettuce? Because we don't need your meat! You can beat your own meat! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [b]Liking this post will help it get to Highest Rated. Let this anger the feminists![/b]

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  • This is simple everyone blacks whites boys girls everyone and every living thing on this planet of ours is created equally even when people say that there not there the ones wrong spread the love and kill the hate.

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