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4/23/2015 2:38:32 PM
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Imagine being a toaster...
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2 RepliesI'd probably kill all humans.
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My toaster a dick soooo
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I thought I already was one.
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Toasters are quite aggressive.
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Mmmm yeah insert those pop tarts in me slots OHHHH -BLAM!- IT FEELS SO GOOD AHHHHH MMMMMPH IM GONNA CUM! EHHAHHMMMMMMMPHEEHHHHHHH *CUMS* "Mommy my pop tarts are done yay." Yeah you eat those pop tarts lil girl feel the warmth and cream I gave you.
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Say the following out loud: Roast Coast Host Boast Most Post Now what do you put in a toaster? [spoiler]If you said toast you're a dumbass[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by SecretButter: 4/24/2015 11:26:23 AMImagine all the toasters...popping toast all day... OOOooOooooOo THEY CALL ME A TOASTER, BUT IM NOT THE ONLY ONE. I HOPE SOME DAY THEY'LL CLEAN ME. AND THE BACON AND TOAST WILL BE AS ONEEEE
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Imagine being a toddler
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1 Reply[quote]I WILL BURN THE WORLD IN NUCLEAR FIRE!![/quote]
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I'm the brave little toaster
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2 Replies"Wait put the bread in slowly" "Oh yea that's it keep pushing"
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Yes op [spoiler]http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2555354112/tt0092695?ref_=tt_ov_i%23#[/spoiler]
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I would be the most obnoxious toaster in existence Oh? You want your toast? *fires it at high velocity directly at the operator* there you go Or *cooks the bread until it's completely burnt then fires it at the ceiling*
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Socrates would love this
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HAHAHAHA!!! FREE BREAD AND POPTARTS!!!
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Ok I'm on my way to being an oven that can make Jews toast
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1 ReplyI WILL RAIN APOCALYPTIC FIRE FROM THE SKIES!!!
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1 ReplyThe toast/envelope method would be so easy
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Id cook fúcking toast bitch!
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Howdy, doodly-doo! I'm talkie toaster! Toasting by name, tossing by nature! So tell me, would you like any toast?
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17 Replies..I'd be smoking hot...
