Destiny story confirmed!!! part 1
The story behind destiny can be really hard to understand. So here is a simplified version of he complex universe that is this game!...
Their was once a "broken mirror" salesmen who was going to be arrested because the mirrors he was selling wernt actually mirrors at all!
They were a thing.
Then just before the arrest he escaped and fled to the tower and bought a mask from the lusty Eva lavante. They instantly had a conection and he knew he had to turn his life around. So he became a motivational speaker and got the nickname "the speaker" and had a baby with the lusty Eva named Hue Man a robot with vision, he always played and collided with the other children so they where constantly on the same fireteam together playing and confiding in each other their deepest secrets like him being a robot. But one day THE SKYRIM PLANET SHOWED UP AND WITH IT THE DARK ELVES!! Who started screaming their darkness around the world until it was all full of darkness and stuff.
let's jump forward 30 years and Hue Man is 26 and the leader of the dark brother hood of steel, the last hope for the people of earth. They fought the elves until the great split. Where Hue was wounded after splitting a dark elf down the middle causing it to split into the fallen and the hive!
After the battle he could only sweep stairs and that's where he met his true love.... .... the third step from the top. They furiously mated until they created kadi 55-30 who also fell in love with the vault and made your father..... master raul who because of a troubling child hood...he chose the Jewish faith and met his wife eris morn your father mother!!! why bore you from her whore and hates you dearly.
after birth she put her child in a time machine and it died until a ghost revived it.
end act 1
act 2
p¤ublue= Ded
it was a normal day and wolfy wad admiring skyrim planet because it's pretty when tako pointed multiple ties at a wall and said let's fly. he flew onto the vault and sat on birds. "V.o.g. hard mod noob lol." wolfy wad confused when they said this because he was a lowly level 14 getting his first rare cape on moon....... suddenly tako took the three of them to earth and flew to russia "wolfy, Bloox. you want to do devils lair?" "sure" replied the two of them to tako. then they flew to the cosmodrom and found a tank thing that had ashore wire rifle noobs that kill you when suddenly a lowly drag named poublu ran at them and bloox shot him and he = Ded.
"Omg you kill him!" yelled wolfy, his ears twitching frantically.
"whyyyy" exclaimed Tako.
"he was kill us" said bloox staring at the two.
"he is poublou! he is are friend!!"
said tako.
"yah he love!"
said wolfy.
"I kill friend love ooooh sry."
said bloox.
they moved on to skeptics prim and they kill him and went back to the tower.
they sat around morning the loss of their beloved friend publu wolfy shedding a lowly tear of saddness.
"why did bloox kill poublu?"
asked wolfy.
"because he wanted to."
awnserd Tako. a look of sadness on his robot face. ((also tako is a exo)
" we must retrieve his soul from the vault!"
yells wolfy tail wagging exitedly.
"but how yelled tako in respons"
"ready we go to the speaker and buy an underground illegal mirror to go to moon and start looking for awnsers."
said wolfy quietly. as a guard walked past.
"that's illegal" said bloox.
"whatever noob we are doing wolfy plan first." said tako with happyness.
then they set off to the speaker.
they arrived at the speaker and started whispering.
"hey we need your illegal mirror to go to the moon and save pooblu."
said tako with silence
" ok "
said the speaker unpacking a mirror to the moon as he said so.
"but it's illegal!"
exclaimed bloox with scared
"shush nub! you can find poobluh with or without us!"
yelled tako in silence.
"yah!"
said Wolfy.
suddenly a man walked up to tako and gave them all khavostovs
and walked away.
"thank you man who gave us khavostovs."
said wolfy and bloox and tako and speaker.
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10/10 ign might read agains #spreadmoreofthetruth