I'd be intimidated if you could actually hit me, though it seems accuracy isn't your strong suit.
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MULTIPLE ROUNDS!
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Which can't hit anything.
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THEY HIT EVERYTHING! I WANT A SAMICH!
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*Smacks you* That's a hit.
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*shoots you in the foot* THAT'S A HIT!
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*I hold my foot and bandage it* I didn't even shoot you!
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YOU HIT ME! THAT'S JUST AS BAD! IF NOT IT'S WORSE! I WANT A SAMICH!
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Shut it. You're not getting anything.
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I'LL GWT A SAMICH OR I'LL DESTROY HELL WITH MY TONGUE!
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If you plan on talking it to death, you've already put me on my death bed.
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WELL I'M SOMEWHAT SORRY. NOT REALLY! (I'm currently insane. Just being sure you know that)
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[spoiler]I read you were.[/spoiler] You should feel sorry. It's the reasonable thing to do.
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REASONABLENESS FLEW OUT THE WINDOW WHEN WE ENTERED HELL!
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There are no windows in hell. There's no cold air.
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I MADE A WINDOW USING THIS! *flips you the bird*
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Just as useful as one.
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT. BUT, TESTOSTERONE! *runs into the castle spraying guns everywhere*
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Okay... *Watches you*
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*you see the castle weaken*
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Uh-huh. Looks normal...
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*more gunshots and singing are heard*
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Singin' in the death... [spoiler]Get the reference?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Nah, sorry.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]A Clockwork Orange.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Ever see it?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Nope. Never even heard of it.[/spoiler]