[i]In the time before time, he was there. His origin, nothing. His power, infinite. It is known by many names, but here, in this timeline, in this moment, we call it Cthulhu.
-[b]Boom 1:1[/b] [/i]
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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[i]Lo and behold! Birthed from the malicious contempt of creation, arise the bane of god; Nyarlathotep!"[/i] [i][b]-Shitstain 6:9[/b][/i]
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[i]I despise those people that create a home where they can practice their witchcraft in secret and then continue to shout their insane rambling in the town square just to annoy us.[/i] [b]-Aaron 1:1[/b]
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[i]I saw him, or at least a part of his being. He rose from the ocean, from the tides of existence. I saw him in his glory. The water streamed from his form in a waterfall of righteousness. He looked upon me, an insignificant particle in the universe, and he revealed some of his knowledge. I saw the truth, and from that day on I was changed. I was new. [b]-Boom 1:2[/b] [/i]
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[i]Legend had it that there would be a man named Paul born into a family. Paul would be the biggest douche bag to exist. His doucheyness would make people from New Jersey look like normal people, like Canadians. [/i]