Every 4/20, I start my morning by sprinkling legal cocaine on my pancakes. I am not an addict, I just love trying new things every now and then at precisely 7:00 A.M. every morning.
Another example is sometimes I put a legal marijuana into a blender and mix it until it turns to liquid. Then I use a needle to inject that legal marijuana juice directly into my eyeballs. It feels really euphoric.
I'm feeling especially creative this 4/20. Help me out Flood?
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Cocaine is now ingested by packing ones belly button full of the powdery substance and going for a light jog. As the body sweats the drug is absorbed directly into the persons soul, giving off a [i]spiritual[/i] high as some would call it.