Every 4/20, I start my morning by sprinkling legal cocaine on my pancakes. I am not an addict, I just love trying new things every now and then at precisely 7:00 A.M. every morning.
Another example is sometimes I put a legal marijuana into a blender and mix it until it turns to liquid. Then I use a needle to inject that legal marijuana juice directly into my eyeballs. It feels really euphoric.
I'm feeling especially creative this 4/20. Help me out Flood?
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1.) Take the drugs. 2.) Put them on the closest, hard-surface table you can find. 3.) Organize them all together into a nice pile in front of you. 4.) Meditate and get to your happy place. Make sure you are sitting down within a good distance of the table. 2.) Without holding back, smash your face into the table repeatedly until the drugs enter your body through your face. 0.) If you're not feeling the drugs, then keep going. It just means you're not trying hard enough.