First I have a staring contest with the box. After 3 hours of not blinking while looking at the box I wonder why it it hasnt opened. I see a knife. Poking it with the handle did not do any thing, but a bunch of tomato juice is comeing out of my hand, so of course I make, some soup with it. I use the soup to give me money to buy a computer. I google box opener. I buy one off ebay. I wait 3-5 buiseness days and recive another box. I realize the box opener is in box. So I open the box and use the box opener to open the box.