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Edited by Britton:
4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.
Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
[b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever
[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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1 Reply*strokes side of box elegantly with back of hand* Tell me, Walter. How are you feeling?" ... "Walter?" *box doesn't reply* *leans back, and places right hand gently and carefully onto the back of the box, proceeding to rub the box up and down, in a relaxed sense* "Listen, you've been like this for a while. And, quite frankly-I get it. We've both seen better days. Is that it, Walter?" *silence* "Walter, [i]please[/i]. Just give me a chance to understand you-Give me a chance to be a part of your life. I hate to see you so... Lifeless. You can't stay in the dark like this forever, can you? You know that I can help you! If only... If only you'd open yourself up to me-"
