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4/18/2015 9:38:51 PM
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This girl rings your door bell
So, this girl rings on your doorbell and asks if you want to buy some donuts.
What do you do?
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I'm trying to loose weight and do you not see the fukin no soliciting sign?
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Can I have yours? ;)
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Sorry, I'm lactose intollerant.....
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Accept the donuts
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Edited by Ghost of Reach: 7/24/2015 11:40:42 PMTake the donuts and slam the door in her face. Throw 2 dollars at her.
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Why is she standing in the snow, wearing minimal clothing, and holding a box of donuts? I don't understand society.
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Ask her where the doughnuts are.
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Politely decline, and ask if instead of donuts, she'd like DEEZnuts.
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Ask if those are gluten-free
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Who necrobumped this?!
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Tell her to come inside cause she's wearing a short sleeve shirt in the snow and give her a jacket to walk home [spoiler]she doesn't know I have all the donuts though MWAHAHAHA [/spoiler]
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1 ReplySay no thanks and close the door. Try to hold in vomit at how disgusting fake boobs are.
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1 ReplyGrab my shotgun and check for ammunition. [spoiler]Then I go out and shoot the donuts[/spoiler]
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Ask her why the -blam!- she isnt wearing a jacket when there is snow on the ground.
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Ask if I can drink the milk she has *wink*
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Buy some donuts and invite her in for coffee and said donuts
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If I've got some cash laying around, probably gunna buy some donuts. Because donuts=awesome. Duhh
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This is still up >.>
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Holy boobs! I want the whole rack
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If I invited her in, I would be forced to share. -blam!- that bitch, just give me the doughnuts.
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Donuts conveniently arriving at my door? [spoiler]id take the box and kick the bitch[/spoiler] [spoiler]my donuts now, hoe can stand on a corner for some change[/spoiler] [spoiler]i love me some MF'n donuts[/spoiler]
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Yes double choc plz
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Edited by ForzafanS34N: 7/23/2015 9:27:34 AMTell the bitch that looks shallow that I don't a donut and close the door returning to my incredibly hot wife. It's just an average chick with a big rack...who cares... me and my missis go to the gym together and I care not for huge boobs. So its like "yey the 2 things I care not for are at the to door. Tits and pointlessly fattening snacks"
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If she has chocolate glaze I'm all in. If not I call the police for her for soliciting on my private property
