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4/18/2015 9:38:51 PM
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This girl rings your door bell
So, this girl rings on your doorbell and asks if you want to buy some donuts.
What do you do?
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Tell her to -blam!- off donut whore
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Why is she dressed like that in the snow? Is she trying to get inside a house by bribing people with her looks and doughnuts?
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I keep looking into her eyes. She's watching mine to see whether or not I'll glance at her boobs but I'm just greeting her lovingly like any other of my beloved siblings of the human race. Eventually she'll get tired of playing her "let's-see-if-I-can-boost-my-ego-and-get-this-hot-guy-interested" game. Then comes a subtle shift in her vibes where her personality is unveiled. She'll either get disappointed or glad to have met me.
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Slam the door in that slappers face. After I've taken a doughnut of course.
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Where did you buy the donuts? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Why is there a fake rat on one of them?
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1 ReplyBang her so hard she can't sit down for a week
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I didn't notice the snow until the third time I checked.
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Make sure they are authentic crispy creme
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1 ReplyWhat's her name?
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Say: I don't but things from prostitutes
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1 ReplyTell her I don't want to buy any donuts, to get a coat on for God's sake, and tell her that much silicone can send her into toxic shock.
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It's not delivery It's a porno
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Buy the bottom right donut and the one in the middle row the second from the left What else would I do?
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Grab a shotgun count to 10 and hope she runs away before I get to 0.
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*faints on sight*
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2 Replies*open door *ask why is she wearing a short sleeve shirt in the middle of winter *remember I'm only fifteen, so I ask her in for tea *have casual banter Give her one of my sweaters *bang her
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Pull out a gun and take the donuts what would anyone else do lol
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Ask her if she eats crispy creme?
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1 Reply"Would you like to buy some donuts?" ... "Sir? Donuts? "I'm sorry - I'm just awestruck by you." *Smiles* "Thank you so much" "Yeah, it must be rewarding to be impervious to cold like that. I mean, it's literally snowing and you don't even need a coat. That's amazing. But no thanks, I'm not really in the mood for donuts. Sorry."
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I nut in dat doe
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Stop coming back to my door!
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1 Reply[spoiler]Opens door[/spoiler] [spoiler]See tits[/spoiler] [spoiler]Slowly puts hands in pants[/spoiler] [spoiler]And ask her[/spoiler] [spoiler]*takes out wallet* How much is it[/spoiler]
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2 Repliesnaw, I prefer Girl Scout Cookies ~ Jared
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Buy a donut. Donuts are delicious.
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2 RepliesNecro
