So, this girl rings on your doorbell and asks if you want to buy some donuts.
What do you do?
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Ask her to leave.
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I don't care if she looks like that or the girl on the next lane that looks worse than a dog's barf after it eats it's own shit. I'm buying the damn doughnuts
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I'd buy all the donuts and ask if I could get her number
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Buy the donuts. Easy
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Edited by boom1516: 4/21/2015 12:18:10 AMask her why she is wearing so little clothing in that weather.
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"how much" is what i would say
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Ask her if they contain gluten and then stand watching her struggle trying to think what gluten is.
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Take the doughnuts
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Ask "how much for your doughnuts?" Ayy
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Just casually buy a donut and tell her to leave.
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Buy a donut
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Invite her in, sit down, put your hand on her thigh. She replies "that's not a banana in my pocket." Rekt.
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Eat the doughnuts off her boobs... wait. No.. erm take a doughnut and thank her boobs.... wait... nah.. take a doughnut, say thank you to her face... offer her sex... wait no.. a drink. Talk to her boobs. Shit no face.. oh god. O.o Those boobs though.
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Say sure and ask how much they cost and what will the money go to
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Edited by Kekyoin's Underwater Donut: 4/20/2015 11:26:59 PMTell her, "Yes please, I would very much like to procure a singular pastry of dough thank you." Then close the door in her confused face. I ain't no horndog.
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Oh my god she's Canadian I'd give her a blanket, hug her, and then we'd eat donuts in front of the fireplace
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Ask for if I can glaze her doughnut hole [i]insert Lenny face[/i]
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Why does the top left donut have a fake mouse on it?
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Ummm you have donuts? I didn't see those....
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Say "No thank you, have a good day" Then close the door. They cant use a pretty face and some titties to make me buy confectioneries i dont want! HAAAA!
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Ask for allergen information.
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Guys for all of you who are wondering why she is just wearing a shirt, I mean it's quite obvious, she's Canadian
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Fûck it real gooood [spoiler]I mean the donut btw[/spoiler]
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*pulls down pants* Do you wanna eat do nuts?
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Buy donuts. Close door.
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Ask her why the hell is she wearing a t shirt in the winter.