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4/18/2015 9:38:51 PM
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This girl rings your door bell
So, this girl rings on your doorbell and asks if you want to buy some donuts.
What do you do?
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Reach for the booIMEANDONUTS
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Buy some doughnuts?
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Well hello beautiful... Wanna know how I got these scars? *sticks knife in mouth* I once sold doughnuts when I was kid and one kind old lady gave me a freezie because I was so young. Not knowing that she wanted to see my smile permanently I sucked on it. It wasnt dull. Not. One. Bit. Know I see the irony! Its snowing and you're selling doughnuts! So I can't give you a freezy... *takes knife out of mouth and closes the door letting her live*
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Why the hell is she in a tank top in the snow? The donuts are also getting cold Dx
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1 Reply"Hi,I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC,Please have a seat over there."
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1 ReplyEdited by Nucking Futs : 8/24/2015 6:39:55 PMWho bumped this? [spoiler]Not me[/spoiler]
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How much?
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4 RepliesOh dear satan may I be a empty vesal for you may I not have control of my body but instead may my body be an instrument for your destruction and may your anger and vegence be expressed on earth as it is in hell and may I trump over all other false gods and their prophets and when my body is no use to it may it be brutially destroyed and may my soul be for ever returned to your will for it to be used again. May this pledge show my loyalty to you and my I be you tool.hail satan
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2 RepliesI tell that human whore to begone from my land so I can return to my mares.
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>slam door >faints.jpeg >??? >profit
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I'll take two. The ones in the back.
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Say I would buy those 2 big donuts.
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Mmm those donuts look good
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Its a trap!
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Slam the door in her face
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2 Replies* "COMMENCING TACTICAL ASSESSMENT: RED CHINESE THREAT DETECTED."
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Stick my cosmic wang in a donut.
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Edited by DJ KHALED: 8/26/2015 8:31:54 PMHoly sh!t… those are some.... big… donuts
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> Buy all donuts > whip it out > insert through donut holes > show off all the donuts on your dïck > ??? > profit
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1 Reply"Can I glaze ur donut hole ;)"-Bill Cosby
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What's your name? *slowly opens pornhub on phone* [spoiler]Also boobs is the best marketing tactic[/spoiler]
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Ask her where she got her boob job.
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id say sure thanks and then have some donuts
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4 RepliesEdited by PhoenixBolt96: 8/25/2015 11:53:14 AMAsk her if she would like to be jelly-filled ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
