In primary school, during recess, a new kid had diarrhoea and needed to poop really badly but he couldn't make it to the washrooms, so he went to a corner in the playground and did his business there. Me and my pals thought it was hilarious so we joined in, peeing in the corner on his pile of steaming, soggy excrement. Then one of the school's guards came over while some kids were still pissing, so in a panic they turned around and peed on the guard. We all got sent to detention