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4/18/2015 7:15:53 AM
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How do you teach a duck to fap?
We have 2 ducks in our garden and they're sexually frustrated and keep r@ping the chickens.
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2 RepliesDon't worry their penIses will fall off in the summer
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2 RepliesYou have to milk it yourself for awhile to teach it what it's supposed to do. I'm the event your fingers get tired use your ass.
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Sounds pretty kinky if you ask me...
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2 RepliesPretty sure the answer is in this vid.
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1 ReplyHave you ever seen a duck shlong? I had to in a science class during the reproductive unit and that shit is like an external tapeworm.
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9 RepliesThis made my day. Thank you!
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Take the hands on approach
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1 ReplyStop posting pls
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[url=http://youtu.be/yK1JRtoBY3Y]Punch it in the uterus.[/url]
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2 Replies-blam!- a duck
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1 ReplyJust give them a rubber ducky
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Why are you asking us? Ask Mickey Mouse
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Shock therapy. Every time he's not currently faping zap the little shit head.
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OMG I BET THEYRE MEN DUCKS TOO UGH. I FEEL -blam!- JUST BY HEARING ABOUT THIS CHICKEN -blam!-
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6 RepliesTake one for the team
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7 RepliesJust get a lady duck? Then you can get more ducks, or duck eggs. Which are tasty.
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2 RepliesYou don't help it, you kill it and eat it. Top of the food chain bitches!
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Kill the ducks?
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4 RepliesWell then...
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[i] [/i]
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Eh... I'd rather not say.
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Give them some hands on teaching
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[b] [/b]
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