This is a song composed to all who ache every night to the blistering lack of a Gjallarhorn of their own.
Enjoy, if you can.
(Played to the tune of Hallelujah)
[b]Gjallaylujah[/b]
-[i]JewRamboWender[/i]
Well I heard there was an exotic gun
That Players owned and had lots of fun
But you don't really care for effort do you
Well it goes like this:
The fourth, the fifth, Prodigy had it in tenths
The baffled Deej had deprived us of Gjallarhorn
Gjallarhorn, Gjallarhorn, Gjallarhorn, Gjallarhorn...
Well your faith was strong but you needed luck
You saw it recking that guy named Chuck
It's beauty and the Wolfpack overthrough ya
It tied you to your gamer chair
It ruined your life and messed up your hair
And from your work there was no Gjallarhorn
Gjallarhorn, Gjallarhorn, Gjallarhorn, Gjallarhorn...
Baby I wish I'd been there before
I'd see the doom and I'd see the galore
I used to live with friends before I'd known ya
And I've seen your mark on the crucible field
A 24 Titan got you with pure RNG
It's a troll and it's an unfair Gjallarhorn
Gjallarhorn, Gjallarhorn, Gjallarhorn, Gjallarhorn...
There was a time when you were sold by Xūr
I believed that you'd be sold, I was sure
But now you never show up to me do ya
But remember how I slay Crota
And use my nearly maxed hunger
And every shot is nowhere near Gjallarhorn
Gjallarhorn, Gjallarhorn, Gjallarhorn, Gjallarhorn...
Maybe there's a God above
But all I've ever learned from Luck
Was how to pray and that this game sucks
And it's cry you hear day and night
I'm not somebody who's seen the light
I'm a cold and i'm broken without Gjallarhorn
Gjallarhorn, Gjallarhorn, Gjallarhorn, Gjallarhorn...
Gjallarhorn, Gjallarhorn, Gjallarhorn, Gjallarhorn...
Gjallarhorn, Gjallarhorn, Gjallarhorn,
Gjallarhorn, Gjallarhorn
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This is fantastic. For those who haven't heard a real version of it, check out the Jeff Buckley version. It's really good.