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4/18/2015 2:34:33 AM
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Chimpanzees observed using spears to hunt prey
[quote]Scientists observed troop members snapping off branches, removing the leaves and even using their teeth to trim and sharpen the ends. On average, these tools were around 75 centimeters (30 inches) in length. Weapon in hand, the chimps would then creep up on sleeping bush babies and stab them, either mortally or wounding them enough to make them easy to snatch and kill with hands and teeth. [/quote]
This is -blam!-ing incredible.
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2 RepliesThey're already evolving...
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That's pretty [i]Bananas[/i]. They should stop [i]monkeying[/i] around.
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#planetoftheapes IRL
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Bonobos are still better.
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4 RepliesGet the military in there, we need to kill these things before they take over
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1 ReplyRise of the planet of the origins of the world of the apes
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1 Replyplanet of apes SHIT
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2 RepliesScary. Next we'll find them using poisoned blowdarts.
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Welp, here comes serveral thousand years of evolution within the next hundred years. [spoiler]I joke, of course.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThat's ducking scary! That's like some early stage of human evolution. And a big ass chimp w/a spear? That's a no bueno!
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4 RepliesThey find out how to use guns.... We would be -blam!-ed
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3 RepliesDAWN OF THE RISE OF THE BEGINNING OF THE ORIGIN OF THE START OF THE PLANET OF THE APES. THE PREQUEL.
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2 RepliesIt's amazing how we had the same idea. We used to hunt our own species, then learned to work together to hunt down mammoths with spears. Then learned communications. This might be the beginning of another intelligent specie on this planet.
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1 ReplyWe should sew them for ripping off human evolution.
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5 RepliesWe must give them religion to hinder them. Paint an ape gold and tie sparklers to his hands. All hail grape ape.
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Inb4planetoftheapes
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monkey evolution confirmed
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Soon my fellow chimps will join me in total world domination! [spoiler]you have been warned!!![/spoiler]
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It has begun...
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1 Reply"Evolution has no proof"
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1 ReplyVery interesting. This may help us understand how we were before recorded history.
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3 RepliesWhat if ...that was us a couple of million years ago... We were the "chimps" of that time being observed by the then dominant species..and they were studying us thinking "Hey guys look! That one just started a fire!"
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Well, shit,
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7 RepliesSweet. Who knew? Guess it kinda throws off our story of human development doesn't it?
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[i][/i]
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5 RepliesWe need to kill all humans now to allow the superior species to evolve and take over the planet.
