Wolfs are the worst thing that ever existed.
Crucial reasons why:
1:They eat bunnies.
2:They don't eat/like tacos.
3. They are wolfs..
And wolf has 4 letters...
The lower case l looks like a capital I.
What has an I?
The Illuminati. How many? One.
Need more proof?
The capitol I looks like a 1 with the extension chopped off.
4-1=3
What has three sides?
The Illuminati.
So, the Illuminati is using wolfs for some form off evil.
We must kill them all. The Illuminati is using them!
THEY ARE EVIL!
English
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Come up with that all on your own did you?
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Yes. I'm a genius, am I not? I have uncovered the Illuminati's plan. WAIT! Since you support/like wolfs so much... That means... You must be part of the Illuminati! *Grabs shotgun* I won't allow you to take over the world!
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Cj stop it don't make your superior angry
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But he's in the Illuminati! I must put an end to him!
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HE IS NOT THE ILLUMINATI
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Congratulations, you must be so proud...
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I'm proud for uncovering the Illuminati. Yes. Now, any last words? *Aims gun at your face and puts finger on the trigger, ready to shoot*
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Edited by Forlorn Crow: 4/17/2015 11:11:25 PM*rips the gun out of your hand and smacks you on the nose*
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Nah. You can't stop me. I'm about to kill a member of the Illuminati!
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That's nice...
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Edited by FlamingoLamb7: 4/17/2015 11:16:08 PMWell. I suspected something more like what this other member of the Illuminati said.. [quote]You shall never stop the Illuminati from taking over the world! Killing one of us or thousand, it doesn't make a difference! We are much bigger then you think, with millions of members! We have a better military then america, and we will soon release it upon you all![/quote] But.. Eh whatever. *Pulls trigger*