I watched Lord of the Rings expecting a lightsaber battle. There was no lightsaber battle.
I'm mad.
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I went to school to learn math and all they taught me was how many cakes Timmy ate.
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I went to college expecting it to get me a job. Instead I got a $50 000 sheet of paper that was bent in the mail. I'm mad.
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We can blame the government for that. It is ridiculous that they want you to go to college and spend thousand only to be working minimum wage.
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Are you mad, too?
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Yes because that -blam!-er Timmy ate all the cakes and didn't give out a single slice.
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I went to Ikea and saw a display room. I bought a shelf from that room, put it up in my apartment and my apartment didn't look nearly as cool as the display room. I'm mad.
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You should sue them
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I also played Mario Kart expecting realistic physics and graphics. I'm mad.
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You do slip on a banana...
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I ate McDonalds expecting it to be less than 100 calories. I'm mad.
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Newton be damned!
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I'm expecting the Montreal Canadiens to win the Stanley Cup, because they e won the most in NHL history. If they don't... I'm mad.