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4/17/2015 2:28:29 AM
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As I crush demons under my foot and shoot them with my guns, I notice that Phantom is nowhere to be found and that Jams is almost to Murph.
"PHANTOM! WHERE ARE YOU?"
[spoiler]I know he's afk until Sunday, just fitting it into the story[/spoiler]
There is no response.
"JAMS I THINK WE LOST PHANTOM! ARE YOU OK?"
*I trip and fall killing thousands of demons crushing them*
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*machine guns deploy out of my ass and begin firing*
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[spoiler]lol rly[/spoiler] *Minerva keeps melting the enemies with different elements of plasma*
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[spoiler]why not[/spoiler] *machine guns continue to fire*
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FUNNY. THESE LITTLE BITCHES COULDN'T KILL ME IF THERE WERE MILLIONS OF THEM. *runs through a goliath*
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Yes, we've been over this! You're still loud, and still unable to give me a comfortable ride through the neighborhood!
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*seat deploys right next to you, giving you a stable and comfortable seat* HAPPY?
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Yes! And Murph just woke up if you didn't hear him!
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I DID. WE'RE HALFWAY TO SANCTUARY. [spoiler]Or so we think. Dundunduhhhhhh[/spoiler]
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Let's go! Make haste! [spoiler]'-'[/spoiler]
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*runs through a dead tree and foot goes through a rock seemingly unfazed*
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*Nearly falls out of chair* You are horrible at this!
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GET DOWN! *you get down and a shield comes over then an explosion is heard*
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Still no improvement! Actually, I think you're getting worse!
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*the shields retract and you are open to shoot again* PRETTY SURE I JUST SAVED YOUR LIFE.
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Maybe! I won't confirm nor deny it!
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WHATEVER.
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[spoiler]you made the perfect mistake[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]When I go down, the bad guys are coming with me, except they wont get back up.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]yup[/spoiler]
