Sidenote*: If a marine breaks the stick, then you now have two stick. And so on and so forth.
Sidenote* No.2 (brought up by sky the reckless) : If you burn the stick[quote]Then you have fire stick, stick win every time.[/quote]
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Technically it'd be a tie. Since the stick would always be there, whether you burned it or shot it into piece. It'd still leave something behind like ashes.
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I guess you could say the stick is gonna... Stick it to them. [spoiler]I regret nothing.[/spoiler]
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What a [i]sticky[/i] situation.
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As I said in the "10,000 bears vs a stick" thread last month, the stick wins hands down. Break the stick in two, you have 2 sticks, break them you have 4 and before long you find yourself in Mickeys position in The Sorcerers Apprentice with [i]thousands[/i] of sticks running loose. The marines wouldn't be able to withstand their unstoppable force and would all bleed out from over penetration.
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Depends on how long the stick is (my stick :)
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Marines bring out termites.
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Shoots it with a laser which separates each atom
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Individually destroy each atom of the stick by dropping each into acid the drop all the acid into a volcano and pour water into the volcano, then blow up the volcano just to be sure.
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Hay someone find that guy who got all mad and made that monologue about being a disrespectful what ever!
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How about the marines just ignore the sticks because their sticks :/ kinda happens all the time.
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Put stick in pocket 4 ever?
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Put stick (singular) in indestructible box. Eject into space. Win.
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Eat the stick? Or Place stick in a volcano at the source of it creation
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[i] [/i]
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shoot the stick with a laser beam and vaporize it
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We need to get rid of this stick before it starts ww3!
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You bastard copying the other "like really ferocious" guy
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Stick solos without needing to be broken.
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If the marines burn the stick it would turn into little particles and the marines would breath them in so slowly the stick will kill the marines so stick wins
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I'll let the stick live as my pet
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Wait for stick to die.
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Oh shit the stick is unbeatable, eventually the stick will out number the marines 2 to 1 and take revenge
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stick - 69% -lenny face-
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Stick dominates.
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Decimate the stick with artillery.
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Lol why does everybody goes with the stick??