What would you be and why?
Edit: Dinosaur received 200+ votes!
Edit: 117 replies! Credits to IntrepidTurtle for telling me to make this thread.
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I'd be a lesbian seagul. Flying so high, yet soaring so low.
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A butthole It must be fun to be one of those!
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A chair
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Yr mum
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Peter Griffin...
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i would be the world
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Be omnipotent
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The Dovahkiin
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Myself?
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Bill gates
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I am God
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[i]I? I am a monument to all your sins.[/i]
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Your mums dildo
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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm -blam!-ing retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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A bag of Doritos
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A bike seat on an exercise bike in a women's only gym
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Why the Hell would you be a dinosaur? The first thing they'd do is kill you or worse, capture you and do experiments on you.
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An Abrams tank
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Bald eagle would be pretty fücking awesome
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117 replies? How about replying master chief! Instead of killing aliens he replies to posts on the bnet!
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I choose not to answer your survey because I'm a rebel.
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A reusable Tampon (a -blam!- stuffer)
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Myself cause if I pick anything else that means I don't think I am good enough
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I'd be MLG
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Tyranosaurus Rekt