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4/15/2015 8:00:06 PM
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What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and -blam!- over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.
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What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little booger? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Flood, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on #Destiny, and I have over 300 confirmed troll threads. I am trained in trolling warfare and I’m the top troll in the entire Floodian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another Desticle. I will wipe you the frick out with bait the likes of which has never been seen before on this forum, mark my frickin' words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff over the Flood? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of trolls across the Flood and your threads are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your sanity. You’re fricking dead, kid. I can be in any thread, at anytime, and I can troll you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my basic bait. Not only am I extensively trained in trolling, but I have access to the entire trolling guide of the Floodian Army Troll Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable self off the face of the site you little poop. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you idiot. I will poop fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fricking dead, kiddo.
