My dad is a lawyer and we are taking Bungie to court for their lies and unethical methods! I pay my share for their product and the things I was promised are not being delivered! -blam!- you Bungie you greedy liars. You're depriving us from our rights that you promised at release!!!
Can you believe people are serious when they post this type of stuff? Unbelievable. Almost as shocking as how many people don't read the tags. Rage must blind you from the tags. BUNGEEEE NERF IGNORANCE WAY OP
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I love how no one sees the satire tag
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These "satire" posts are annoying. Muted.
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Well my neighbour is a lawyer and he wants to sue you for misappropriated use of the satire tag!
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If you filed a false advertisement lawsuit his is how the court would go. Bungie million dollar lawyers: please present you evidence of us promising a raid in the how expansion. Idiot: well I have some pictures and placeholder names found in your database by dataminers. Bungie: ok, was this information every released, or proven by a bungie employee? Idiot: does megaman count? Judge: no he doesn't. Bungie: also, inside the terms and conditions it states we can change any content whether it's advertised or not, so we are filing a counter sue for double the original sue. Idiot: what are terms and conditions? Judge: get out of this court room.
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My daddy is a lawyer. Haven't stopped laughing yet.
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Satire tag, guys. Chill.
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Better call Saul
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I'm a lawyer. I'll help you out free of charge
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[spoiler]does anyone read tags[/spoiler]
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Ok Eduardo, they'll put you back on the masthead
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Another satire post.
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Edited by Who is Jsosh: 4/15/2015 11:38:38 PMPlease Exit Stage Left
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Really ...'really.. Retard...you went full retard.. Never go full retard
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Wow, crazy stuff man. Good luck with that. In the interim, you should do this. [url]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/115292385/0/0[/url]
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I saw no "guaranteed or your money back statement" in the none exsistent fine print. Good luck with that lawsuit hahahahaha
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[quote]My dad is a lawyer and we are taking Bungie to court for their lies and unethical methods! I pay my share for their product and the things I was promised are not being delivered! -blam!- you Bungie you greedy liars. You're depriving us from our rights that you promised at release!!![/quote]maybe activision did it guys
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MY DAD'S A PENGUIN GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR SNOWFLAKES NOW
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I was like, "Oh this post matches your name," but I saw the #satire
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Stopped taking you seriously here: [quote]my dad[/quote] Muted you here: [quote]is a lawyer [/quote]
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Even though you're joking, can people like you stop posting this satire $hit. It's getting annoying.
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>mfw satire
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Students! Pay attention! This is why women are told not to drink and smoke during pregnancy!
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Your dumb. Your daddy is dumb. Daddas's boy
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Bungie can afford better lawyers than your dad.