My dad is a lawyer and we are taking Bungie to court for their lies and unethical methods! I pay my share for their product and the things I was promised are not being delivered! -blam!- you Bungie you greedy liars. You're depriving us from our rights that you promised at release!!!
Can you believe people are serious when they post this type of stuff? Unbelievable. Almost as shocking as how many people don't read the tags. Rage must blind you from the tags. BUNGEEEE NERF IGNORANCE WAY OP
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You are living proof that the pull out method, does not work...
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Does anyone actually enjoy theses satire posts? I feel like they are lame and not clever in any shape or form. Idk
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Hahahaha ^^^ this guy Hahahaha
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Edited by Nashtalia: 4/15/2015 7:24:49 PMyes op keep me posted on this lawsuit :) and...i just saw the satire#
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LOL all of these idiots who can't read tags.
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"I dont make the rules, I just think them up and write them down."
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Lulz Kid: DAAAAAAD! Bungie didn't release a raid yeeeet!! Dad: What do you mean? Kid: Here, it's all explained in the ToS. Dad: But...you wrote this yourself to make it sound like they owe you..and you used crayons...and what is this? Soaked in apple juice...? Kid: I WANT A RAID NOW!! BUNGIE OWES ME MY ALLOWANCE! /cri Dad: Kid: Dad: Kid: Secretary: Sir, your 5 o'clock appointment is here about the sexual harassment cas-- Dad: DAMMIT SHERRYL!! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS FOR THE REST OF THE DAY!! I think we've got ourself a winner case here...
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lol @ rights. have your daddy read the user agreement, then wait for him to slap the dick out of your mouth.
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If your dad is a lawyer, he's probably not really upset about the $20 he spent to buy you the Expansion.
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It literally says #satire lmao
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Is that tag invisible? Seems like it.
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i wish people would learn what satire actually means before posting crap.
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Edited by M4SOKYST: 4/15/2015 7:14:57 PMDoes your dad know you are running your mouth like this? If he does, and actually believes he has a lawsuit... Well then he is a horrible lawyer.... I am sure however, that your dad knows nothing about this, and is a pretty good lawyer... Hence, he wont be wasting his time suing a company over a case he just cant win.... They never promised a raid... NEVER.... they are not greedy liars... As a matter of fact, I would bet the raid is already close to being finished, but it still needs tweaks to be release ready. Since they already pushed HoW off for 2 months, they probably wanted to get the DLC out and release the raid after... You know like CE hard mode... edit: Also.. If I was a kid and you (a kid) started running his mouth about how your dad was a lawyer.. I would knock you the -blam!- out... Who freaking cares what your daddy does for a living.. Why dont you take his d*** out of your mouth... The whole "still sucking on mama's t**" doesnt apply to your father... If you think he is just there to get you out of trouble, well then you are sadly mistaken...
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Lmao. You and your dad are bums
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You forgot the #dumbass
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Guys please read... #Satire!
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Yeah, That'll happen
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Edited by Lost-_Soul: 4/15/2015 7:13:12 PMYour father is a terrible lawyer (not satire) clearly doesn't know what are ToS definitions.
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My dad can beat up your dad.
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Lol not one person on this forum has the change to take them on. 15 bucks wow... You ppl are sad sad little bitchs. That's like 20mins of my time lol
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Lol, if your dad IS a lawyer he would know that it would be a waste of time and effort.
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Edited by SoldierOfFilth: 4/15/2015 5:49:36 PMPlayers sue Bungie with class action Players wins Players get 20 dollar check Lawyers get 200,000 dollar check Bungie downsizes to make up for loss Bunch of unemployed people with families. Activision pulls funding No more destiny Activision and Bungie CEO still have jobs and money. Just a brief description of what could happen. I know the OP is satire but there are a few on here that are not. Remember shit rolls down hill.