The reef has smurf, agent of the nerf. He is the harbinger of Destiny nerf updates.
That or Rux, Agent of the Ja.
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*pictures a pvp round with all nerf guns* now that is a fun mode idea XD
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Don't give Bungie any ideas!
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You're a smurf
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... Well you're a... A red smurf. Take that Sarge.
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There is no such thing as a red smurf
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So you watch Smurfs, Sarge?
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No, Donut won't stop talking about them. He's an encyclopedia of Smurf knowledge
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Edited by Vilhelmus II: 4/15/2015 4:34:54 PMYeah, Sargent Pastry does like some weird things. She told me not to tell you this... But I think I saw her take your shotgun and a bottle of ebul or something into the cave... Maybe that's back words...
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She what!?!?!
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Yeah, private cupcake stole your shotgun. She also told me her armor was lightish-red, not pink.
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Donut!!!! I'm gonna beat that pink bastard
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Also, Griff is sleeping, and he ate the supply of cookies...
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1. I will beat Grif later 2. What hell are you doing in my base?
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I was being sneaky, very very sneaky.
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Who was on Guard?
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Edited by Vilhelmus II: 4/15/2015 9:29:11 PMGrif. That's how I know he was sleeping.
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The only weapon he sells is "nerfbringer" The only way you can shoot it is by collecting tears on the forums, once you have a full clip of tears. You can fire them at enemies and their guns will be nerfed by 6.5% Hidden perk [spoiler]it actually nerfs enemies guns by 23%[/spoiler]
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And the gun only fires if your aiming at your own feet
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Also sells the Nerfhorn.