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4/14/2015 9:51:19 PM
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[spoiler]Oh wait I made a major error..[/spoiler]
[spoiler]I said a cook book on Mexican food..[/spoiler]
[spoiler]DARN IT ITS NOT MEXICAN FOOD[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Anyway continue fight.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Just no sword absorbing please?[/spoiler]
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Edited by The Reader: 4/14/2015 10:01:58 PM[spoiler] fine[/spoiler] *doges sword and grabs you and throws you to the ground, when I grabbed you I sent an EMP charge with my hand, I take out my exo tomahawks and shrink to normal size and I land on the ground creating a crater with ice everywhere* [spoiler]I split your guns with my arm made of blades but I was too quick for you to even notice:D[/spoiler]
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*I quickly get back up and begin pouring out many rounds onto you* Die! *I throw a sticky bomb on your, then get in close, get a good 5 hits with my sword then rocket boot backwards before you can do a thing*
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*guns split in half and explode, I eat the grenade making smoke come out of my nostrils and I block all of your sword attacks with tomahawks and I embed my left tomahawk in armpit sleeve where there is no protection and I embed my right tomahawk in your left knee*
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Dude armpit sleeves? This is a full body armor suit. Also.. Put this into mind [quote]Don't be that one guy that dodges/blocks everything.[/quote] [quote]Learn to lose[/quote] You don't understand both of those...
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*takes 5th blow and and hit you in the side of the head with spike on the back of the tomahawk* [spoiler]you can't kill me though, I also forgot to mention I'm an immortal...[/spoiler]
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*is watching and recording this* Hehe. YouTube here I come!
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*throws tomahawks hitting one of your grenadss aking it explode*
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[spoiler]I keep my nades on the inside because they are nuclear. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I threw it at Cj[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Ok.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Okay that's fine but allow yourself to get injured[/spoiler] *Armor is damaged but reflects blow* *I jump over you slicing your back, then picking you up and throwing you in the air, flying up to you and going 35% the speed of light slamming you into the ground*
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*when I land I make fire, ice and land pillars fire at you hitting you everywhere and sends you flying*
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OHhhhh Darn *Gets back up* Well.. That did damage. I know! *Cloaks* *Sneaks up behind you and stabs sword right through you*
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*removes sword and throws it away, I send an uppercut to your chin sending you flying in the air then I jump up and I elbow you making you land and creates a crater when you land, my exo ice forms on you trapping your arms and legs so you can't move*
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Fufu... Umm.. Err... Eh.. Uh. Well... Aha I have a plan! *Grenades (They have thrusters remember) fly out of were I was keeping them and position themselves so that when they explode they break the ice and don't harm me* *I jump up, slice at you 10 times jump back then shoot my lazah cannon at you* [spoiler]Lazah cannon can evaporate almost everything[/spoiler]
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*takes the shot and fires it back at you, o throw my tomahasks hitting your grenades making them explodes and my tomahawks return, when they return I jump on you and pin you down and I pit my hand to your armor and a black flame appears out of my palm and I slowly melt your precious armor*
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... I already had this talk with lethal. The temp. Must reach over 10,000,000F to melt tacotanuim Are you saying you can do that?
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Have you seen my back fire? Is has enough heat to make lava jelly! *Continues except now my fire turns to liquid spreading all over your armor trying to find an opening so it can burn you to ashes or out of existence and melt your armor at the same time* ive fought angles that are more powerful then you...
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Oh darn. So basically you just ruined it.. Died this is expensive stuff! D: *Attempts to break free from you, failing* Darn it..
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*fire finds an opening and you start to burn*
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OH DARN! oUUCCHHHhHH!!! Oww.. *Violently attempts to break free from you, but fails again* OUUUCHHH DUDE STOP!!! STOP!!!
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Give up?
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DUDE YES DONT KILL MEEEE!!!
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*stops and let's you get on your feet*
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Ouuuuchh... I.. Think I need.. To rest... That.. Kinda.. Hurt..
