*takes put tomahawks and waits for Cj, forming around me, black flames bursting from the ground, giant earth pillars rotating around me and my eye pupils are glowing red*
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... Harder then I thought, But here goes! *Fly's up into the air at your head level (Rocket boots FTW)* *Begins shooting your eyes, throat, nose. Dat kinda stuff* *Slices sword at you* [spoiler]Muahahs die I'm too powerful for you[/spoiler] [spoiler]2MLG4u[/spoiler]
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*shrinks to normal size and bullets deflect off bladed skin* really that's all you have? *catches sword and absorbs it to my skin*
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[spoiler]You haven't read the rules have you[/spoiler] [spoiler]Absorbs into skin? Dude that's my main weapon you can't just do that.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]you are fighting me with metal! My body is made of metal[/spoiler] [spoiler]I'm made to hint demons like lethal[/spoiler] [spoiler]I can absorb any metal[/spoiler] [spoiler] I can. Also grow and shrink[/spoiler] [spoiler]I can control elements[/spoiler] [spoiler]I can shape shift[/spoiler] [spoiler]I can cloak[/spoiler] [spoiler] I can kill you[/spoiler]
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Edited by FlamingoLamb7: 4/14/2015 9:47:27 PM[spoiler]Just read this to know what I can do[/spoiler] [spoiler]Name: Actual name unknown, I prefer to go by CJ, Gender: Male Age: 18 Weight: Any weight under 130 pounds. Depends how many tacos I've eaten that day. Biography: I was born into a normal life, in a normal family, in a normal town. So, nothing special about that. One day, when I was rather young, I decided to go, err.. "Exploring" in the nearby woods. Well, I ended up coming across some kind of ancient temple thing.. And being the derp I was went in alone unarmed. There were actually no traps, surprisingly. I then saw this book on a pedestal. I took it, and it was..... A cook book.. On Mexican food.. I took it home with me and began studying the recipe's, and soon made them. The first I tried was the taco recipe, and I tried it, and it was the best thing I had ever tasted. After experimenting with the recipes, I soon grew addicted to all Mexican food, mostly tacos though. I later found out that an ancient civilization had used to live right were my hometown was, and that civilization was most famous for tacos, and was the original inventor of them, not Mexico. I later opened up my own Mexican shop, and became world famous for my tacos. I later became fascinated with ninja, and determined to be one. I got my tacos tested, fearing they might be unhealthy and I might have to stop eating them if I want to maintain the mandatory under 130 pounds a ninja must be. Turns out they were the most healthy food compared to all know foods at that time, and still are. By eating my tacos I was as healthy as anyone on a very strict diet. I used this to my advantage, and trained day and night until I basically became as powerful as the human body can get without fancy injections or magic. I also created lazers, a new form of weaponry that is highly effective. I then created a ninja armor suit thing. :P Personality: I'm a Happy-Go-Lucky kind of guy. I really don't worry about serious stuff, and I often have a sense of humor even in combat. Some people might find that annoying. I do have quite the temper, though. Weapons: I can use any sword or gun I can get my hands on, but this is my personal load out: Lazer Sword:It is the same sword the ninja used but with added lazer technology. It can slice through almost every type of known material. Lazer gun: It shoots out in rapid fire lazers, and since it generates them, it does not need to reload, it simply overheats. It can run out of generating power, and that is why the part that generates lazers can be taken out and replaced. I often carry multiple of these. Lazer Shotgun: Shotgun+Lazer=Awesome Lazer Sniper: It's simply a sniper rifle that shoots lazers. Nothing fancy. Sticky Bombs: One of my favorites, these bombs are the most advanced in suction technology, making them virtually impossible to take off. They explode with a lazer powered bomb, that does quite the amount of damage. Lazer Grenades: A frag grenade with lazer explosive technology added. It also has mini thrusters on it allowing it to fly to a target. I can set a timer if I want, but not mandatory. Normal time is 3 seconds. Armor: An advance armor suit that has the looks of a traditional ninja suit on the outside, but has armor plating underneath. The suit is nearly indestructible It is run on a lazer energy core, which gives it a very long battery time, that can last up to a week depending on how much I have done. It includes: Rocket boots: These use advanced lazer propulsion technology to slow them to go 50% the speed of light at max. Cloaking: My entire body can turn invisible for small amounts of time. Max time: 30 seconds. Advanced sensor systems: It can scan much of the area, has a built in map that it generates as I move that can detect nearby enemy's, tell me how many there are, and pinpoint there exact location. My systems can also lock on targets easily and mark them in display on the HUD screen of my suit. AI: My suit contains an AI named Bob. He always does what I say though does have a personality. He will object to some things but will still do them Weaknesses: This ones a secret. I'll let you all know when you figure it out. >:)/spoiler] [/spoiler] [spoiler]So now what do you think?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler] well its decent but not enough to even scratch me[/spoiler] [spoiler]I'm just too lazy to text all my abilities down...[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Oh wait I made a major error..[/spoiler] [spoiler]I said a cook book on Mexican food..[/spoiler] [spoiler]DARN IT ITS NOT MEXICAN FOOD[/spoiler] [spoiler]Anyway continue fight.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Just no sword absorbing please?[/spoiler]
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Edited by The Reader: 4/14/2015 10:01:58 PM[spoiler] fine[/spoiler] *doges sword and grabs you and throws you to the ground, when I grabbed you I sent an EMP charge with my hand, I take out my exo tomahawks and shrink to normal size and I land on the ground creating a crater with ice everywhere* [spoiler]I split your guns with my arm made of blades but I was too quick for you to even notice:D[/spoiler]
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*I quickly get back up and begin pouring out many rounds onto you* Die! *I throw a sticky bomb on your, then get in close, get a good 5 hits with my sword then rocket boot backwards before you can do a thing*
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*guns split in half and explode, I eat the grenade making smoke come out of my nostrils and I block all of your sword attacks with tomahawks and I embed my left tomahawk in armpit sleeve where there is no protection and I embed my right tomahawk in your left knee*
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Dude armpit sleeves? This is a full body armor suit. Also.. Put this into mind [quote]Don't be that one guy that dodges/blocks everything.[/quote] [quote]Learn to lose[/quote] You don't understand both of those...
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*takes 5th blow and and hit you in the side of the head with spike on the back of the tomahawk* [spoiler]you can't kill me though, I also forgot to mention I'm an immortal...[/spoiler]
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*is watching and recording this* Hehe. YouTube here I come!
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*throws tomahawks hitting one of your grenadss aking it explode*
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[spoiler]I keep my nades on the inside because they are nuclear. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I threw it at Cj[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Ok.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Okay that's fine but allow yourself to get injured[/spoiler] *Armor is damaged but reflects blow* *I jump over you slicing your back, then picking you up and throwing you in the air, flying up to you and going 35% the speed of light slamming you into the ground*
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*when I land I make fire, ice and land pillars fire at you hitting you everywhere and sends you flying*
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OHhhhh Darn *Gets back up* Well.. That did damage. I know! *Cloaks* *Sneaks up behind you and stabs sword right through you*
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*removes sword and throws it away, I send an uppercut to your chin sending you flying in the air then I jump up and I elbow you making you land and creates a crater when you land, my exo ice forms on you trapping your arms and legs so you can't move*
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Fufu... Umm.. Err... Eh.. Uh. Well... Aha I have a plan! *Grenades (They have thrusters remember) fly out of were I was keeping them and position themselves so that when they explode they break the ice and don't harm me* *I jump up, slice at you 10 times jump back then shoot my lazah cannon at you* [spoiler]Lazah cannon can evaporate almost everything[/spoiler]
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*takes the shot and fires it back at you, o throw my tomahasks hitting your grenades making them explodes and my tomahawks return, when they return I jump on you and pin you down and I pit my hand to your armor and a black flame appears out of my palm and I slowly melt your precious armor*
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... I already had this talk with lethal. The temp. Must reach over 10,000,000F to melt tacotanuim Are you saying you can do that?
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Have you seen my back fire? Is has enough heat to make lava jelly! *Continues except now my fire turns to liquid spreading all over your armor trying to find an opening so it can burn you to ashes or out of existence and melt your armor at the same time* ive fought angles that are more powerful then you...