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Edited by sntothemax:
4/15/2015 2:08:55 AM
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Best thing about the new update *official purple ball thread*
this: The purple ball has been reborn in the tower as an interactive sphere with a parallaxed energy core that grows with object velocity and tints based off time of day.
A ball? not anymore, its now a damned INTERACTIVE SPHERE! and not just your run of the mill interactive sphere, one with a BLAM-ING PARALLAXED ENERGY CORE! i had to look parallax up because i thought it was a made up word... its NOT! A parallax is the difference in the angular position of two stationary points relative to each other from different viewing positions. see that?! i took it right from wikipedia, which proves this is TOTALLY BADASS!! oh you know what else? the tint of the ball changes with time of day! throw all of your clocks away because interactive spheres with parallaxed energy cores are changing the game son. Forget raids, forget nightfalls, forget trials of osiris, because this new addition will take all of your destiny time. and if you try to kick it off the world so no one can bask in its [i]awesomeness[/i], be warned, someone will stop you and delete all your googlehorns. now instead of seeing how fast its moving by watching it move, you can save a [b]WHOLE .3 seconds[/b] by checking in on our old homie, parallaxed core! yeah VELOCITY makes it CHANGE SIZE! that's some science fiction, M&M night shamamamalan shit right there. now, where can you find this glorious, end all, be all? IN EVERY SINGLE TOWER. EVERY ONE. enjoy it while you can, this upgrade will have everyone screaming, TOO OP and PLZ NERF. But it can't be nerfed, why? THE CODING WON'T ALLOW IT! i dont know anything about coding, but you can bet your sweet bip, YOU CAN'T UNCODE PARALLAXAGRAMS. FACT. So next time you're in the tower, kick, punch, and headbutt this thing all you want, cause you know what, [b]you flippin earned it[/b]
Edit: stole image from another thread so you don't have to leave this one.
Edit part deux: We aren't trending! Not at all! It's like when the toilet is so filled with turds you can't find the quarter you accidentally swallowed.
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3 RepliesI shall say this once more. This was bungie's plan all along. Originally we saw great potential in the purple ball. It was worshipped as a God even for a time. Yet in the end we never thought much of it. But perhaps we should have. The traveller is growing in strength, and so is the purple ball. Bungie obviously planned this from the beginning. Over the next 10 years, we shall continue to watch the purple ball grow. It shall continue to work Its way into our lives without us thinking anything of it. And one day in the end, when our legends Are just about made and the traveler begins to wake, the purple ball shall finally reveal it's true form. Isn't it obvious? The darkness lies dormant beneath our very feet, and we mistake it for a simple toy. In the future, we shall have our final confrontation with the purple menace; who shall at the time become the same size as our traveler. Bungie has planned this evolution from the beginning, only now showing us the beginning stages. You have been warned guardians.
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Of course deej quoted ditto and not the true proponent. Sad day guardians.
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This is the greatest thread
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Purple ball too OP. Plz nerf
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What time of day is it? Better check the tint.
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I bet it's the missing link to Destiny's story and it's been under our noses this whole time.
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2 RepliesBump x infinity
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Not even joking I want a shot.
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Bahahaha
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Oh my god. [spoiler]I must see this for myself[/spoiler]
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Aww the original purple ball post Exquisite!
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When they say "ball so hard" are they talking about the purple ball?? Hilarious post by the way. Gave me a good laugh :)
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$FREE.99? Are you kidding me!
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Best post of the year!
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May be the best thing indeed. Although shotgun scrubs getting the shaft is close.
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This was already funny to begin with...but read it in this voice. Shit had me cracking up lol [spoiler]btw for those of you unfamiliar with jaboody dubs on YouTube...look it up, go to his channel, and watch some of them! They're fuucking hilarious!!! Let me know some of your favs [/spoiler]
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2 RepliesThis purple ball is taking and hour to download
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Toooo OP needs a nerf right now before I become a priest of the cult of the purple ball again. All hail the purple ball!
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Mega-effing-lolz
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1 ReplyWhen ball is life.
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I would love to see it, but the purple balls power is so op that it made the download take 22 hours
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TOO OP PLZ NERF [spoiler]Am I doing it right?[/spoiler]
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thanks man. really
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Bu-bu-bu-bu-bump
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This is awesome
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Funniest shit I've read here in a long time. #parallaxagrams
