There is a lion, a desticle, and your mom.
Choose
Edit: You problably have a gun.
Edit: The desticle mains a bladedancer
Edit: Mom problably wouldn't support you bashing the desticle's face in with the gun after killing the lion.
Edit: It's a small room and the lion is going to be moving in attempt to eat one of you
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Bang my mom while riding the lion and pointing the gun at the desticle while I make her finger bang herself. Perfect.