There is a lion, a desticle, and your mom.
Choose
Edit: You problably have a gun.
Edit: The desticle mains a bladedancer
Edit: Mom problably wouldn't support you bashing the desticle's face in with the gun after killing the lion.
Edit: It's a small room and the lion is going to be moving in attempt to eat one of you
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Kill the desticle to stop him from banging my mom. He told me he was going to do that over Team Chat.
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Tame the Lion and broke the room.
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Kill lion and use desticle as battering ram.
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3% are monsters kek
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This shits too complicated. Suicide.
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Kill the lion
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Stare down the lion. Form bond. Motion towards the Desticle. Lion acknowledges. Goes into 'attack mode' and mauls the Desticle. Profit.
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The lion eats the destical I tell my mom stay behind me and then we see the wall break down its non other than shrek to save me he lunges at the lion tearing the lions anus and seducing him with his powerful shrek 8====D and he comes towards me and restores my layers and looks at my mom and says its all ogre now and fly's away
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Burp loudly
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Shoot the blade dancer, take his knife, kill lion. Eat lion. Become king. Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Demand the door be opened before I transform into a fighter jet.
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Edited by YoImShadyBro: 4/17/2015 3:52:34 AMShoot Mum, let Lion eat Desticle, get rekt by Lion
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Trick question, there's a bullet but no gun
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Shoot Lion, bash in Desticle's skull with gun. My mom would do anything to survive, TBH, so she'd be proud.
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This is somehow an answer
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I die because I'm literally only holding one bullet.
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I shoot the wall, shove desticle and mom at lion, then break a hole in the wall with the gun and yell i won red light green light. Wheres that option?
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[quote]#justgirlythings[/quote] Can I shoot you??
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Bang my mom while riding the lion and pointing the gun at the desticle while I make her finger bang herself. Perfect.
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Microwave it
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Make the lion eat everyone then shoot the lock and free
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I'd shoot the lock of the door and escape
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Weaboo trash.
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Let the lion kill the desticle and my mom. Then -blam!- it kill it and -blam!- it. In that order
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Damn it... Read the spoiler [spoiler]im killing the lion, and having a three way with the desticle and my mom[/spoiler]
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I'd shoot my biological mother.
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Throw the bullet at the lion