[b]Tenants of the Inants[/b]
We are everywhere, and yet we are not everything. We are not Hive, not Fallen, Vex, or even Cabal. We are the light which is dark, the all-consuming black. We are the true darkness. We are evil incarnate. We are... tables, chairs, walls, the floor, and everything in between. We are the Inants.
1. We have already infiltrated the Tower. We hear everything that the guardians say.
2. We are what protects the City from the Fallen. To destroy us, the guardians would leave themselves vulnerable.
3. No chairs exist in locations occupied by minions of the darkness. This is because they could comprehend our immense power.
4. You know the ammo crate that used to spawn in the room by A on Blind Watch? You know where the crate went? The chair took it.
5. All Inants that take the form of a platform that a guardian must jump on to shall be .1 inches too high.
6. And these platforms will have mind control, to keep guardians from grabbing on to them so the guardians can pull themselves up.
7. If a guardian shoots a rocket, then a Wall must jump in front of him.
8. You fell four feet? The Ground doesn't care. You're still going to die.
9. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams. Neither can the Gjallarhorn or the Mythoclast. Inants are indestructible.
10. If you kill an Inant, it will always drop a legendary Engram.
11. We were the jumping puzzle in the Vault of Glass. We were the final boss.
12. You thought Crota was hard? Just wait till the Inant raid, where you kill out god: The Great Wall of China.
Be afraid of us. Be very afraid.
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Edited by tacoface1996: 4/13/2015 1:32:10 PMKAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa MEEEEEEEEeeeeeeee HAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEeeeeeee............ D:< HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa. You will no longer be problem to us guardians, fiend.