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Edited by LionMufasa:
4/12/2015 9:19:25 PM
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To all the Forumers on toilets
Dude, I was on the toilet at work and when I left the bathroom, I could hardly walk straight. A crap so violent I felt like I was just sodomized.
TELL YOUR STORY
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1 ReplyDropping some radiant shards at the moment
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1 ReplyThis morning my shit was soo intense that part way in I found myself ripping off all my clothing and eventually I was bent over grasping my ankles hoping to god I see another day.
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3 Replieshere i sit broken hearted tried to shit but only farted :'(
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Edited by Belial: 4/13/2015 5:38:11 AMI was trying to poop and surfing the forums. I guess I didn't have to poop yet so I just peed. Was looking at my phone and not paying attention when the pissing action made my penis move up above the rim of the toilet. Long story short I pissed all over myself. It was sweet.
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2 RepliesI don't know if I just pooped, or gave birth to a giant chocolate octopus.
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6 RepliesAt my in laws house. They have no fan. Trying to keep it quick, silent, and not stinky.
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Dropping an exotic shard right now.
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I remember when i had donut sticks for breakfast. I shit on myself 7 times at work... i got fired.
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Well, I'm personally not taking a shit. But I'm watching my dog shit while reading the forums standing next to a pile of shit. So I think that's close enough Now I'm cleaning up the shit. I have thrown away the shit.
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My story has not started... Yet. I am going to sit on my golden throne now. Lol
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1 ReplyI have IBS, so I spend a lot of time in the toilets. My phones screen was broken until a few days ago, not going on the forums while pooping sucked lol
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1 ReplyHoly shit I'm taking a shit and stumbled upon this! Shitception
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7 RepliesOnly scrubs use the toilet. If your using the bathroom your not playing Destiny. #ShitBucketMasterRace
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1 ReplyMy shit stinks so bad my girlfriend had to go back upstairs because it filled our basement
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1 ReplyI think taking a deuce is the only way you can tolerate all the dumb posts as well as have a laugh in these forums lol
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I'm taking a duce at work right now. It started off a number one and quickly escalated to a three.
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1 ReplyI had Mexican food 2 nights in a row followed by Chinese tonight, And a shit-ton of beer all weekend. I also held my shit for all of Saturday and most of today until now. I feel like .... I'm on a cleanser diet right now that burns and might cause slight bleeding
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Speaking of which... And done.
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1 ReplyDuuuude! I'm sitting on a toilet right meow!
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1 ReplyI sneezed and pooped at the same time. It shot out so fast the water splashed up my back. I stood up scared to move so I called out to my girl and she came running in to see why I was yelling then started laughing and gagging at the same time. Fml.
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Lol I have nothing quite as good, or anywhere near as good.
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Currently on the bowl. I usually enjoy shits. I'm not enjoying this one. F my stomach today
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Let's just say there's been a mudslide in butt canyon.
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1 ReplyReading forums. .. go to wipe, finger goes through paper. . Evening ruined, true story
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2 RepliesNo stories, just dropping off the Obama kids at the White House. Hahaha :D
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sat on the toilet so long while on the forums stood up legs went numb couldn't walk out of the bathroom so i sat back down and got back on the forums
