Someone tell me a story or sing a song...
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There once was an ugly barnacle, he was so that ugly everybody died. THE END
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I recommend you check out Samuel L Jacksons book: Go the fûck to sleep
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Edited by Alduin: 4/10/2015 5:02:47 AMOhhhh, there once was a hero named Ragnar the Red, who came riding from Whiterun to ole Rorikstead...
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There are literally thousands of bed time stories on YouTube that will read themselves. Why do you want to [i]USE[/i] your eyes when you're trying to sleep?
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This is the story of how my life got flipped around when I saw Power Rangers Dino Thunder and I Saw Emma Lahana. I knew I was destined for greatness when I saw her as a small child. She called out to me through the screen. She loved me the most. And I accepted it.