Step 1: Invent a time machine. Step 2: Go to 20,000 B.C. Step 3: Watch as you disintegrate out of existence. Step 4: Come back and tell us about your experience [IT Support says, "Sorry, you don't exist]. Step 5: Find a way to skip and do steps 1-4: Naturally die of old age. Step 6: Meet God. Step 7: Come back and tell us about your experience [Angel IT Support says, "Sorry, the number you dialed is currently unavailable. Please call again later. Bye bye.]