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4/9/2015 8:31:50 PM
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*whines and whispers*
This is why I don't try being friends with animals
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You hear tearing noises
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*I turn into my human form and make sure the puppy can't escape as me and my shadow corner it* I hope you didn't rip anything that's mine
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The puppy stands in the shreds of your blanket Ginger walks in "So, how'd you guys play?"
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Whatever I don't care you ripped up my blanket but *I pick up the puppy and kiss his forehead* You're very adorable so I won't be mad for now
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Puppy farts "I'm sorry for the loss of your blanket lethal, we'll get you another one. As for you," He turns to the puppy "Bad boy!"
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It's fine besides I have this *I reach into a portal and pull out a blanket made out of furs and hand it to you* Let him have it he might like it
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"Why thank you lethal. That's very nice of you" *dog snuggles up in blanket
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Hmm that's good to see *I pet the puppy's head*
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Puppy yawns
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*I kill the puppy*
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GTFO you -blam!-
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