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Edited by Døøb:
4/22/2015 11:28:38 PM
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The Colossal Titan appears in front of you.
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LEVI!!!! Quit it with the day spa!!!
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Respawn!!!
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Kill it with fire... Duh...
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Throw a jar of bees in his bootyhole!
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WARNING ANIME AOT FANS ABANDON THREAD SPOILERS AWAIT YOU
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Slap him with my huge dick. Make him my bitch.
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I make a 20 slide power point and pitch it to the titan about how he should kill off Eren and make Mikasa the new protagonist to keep the plot from being so bad. After he kills Eren, I tell him that he needs to exit the titan body in order to fill out paperwork. When he come out the sign the forms, I stab him in the back of the neck with the pen and laugh evilly as he slowly bleeds to death.
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Proceed to ask him how he is doing, what's life like as a Titan, and ask why he wants to attack, if he explains, proceed to talk to him about why he shouldn't attack and why he doesn't like us
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Edited by King PWNinater: 4/12/2015 6:49:40 AMTake the potion to the right. I then take [spoiler]Reiner[/spoiler] and hold him at sword point. I use this hostage as leverage and then kill [spoiler]Bertoldt[/spoiler] when he changes back to human form.
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I double flip him off as I throw the sword into his nose after using the Titan potion on the sword so it activates just as it hits the Titan, impaling it.
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I call in some terrorists to hijack a couple planes and then after they destroy him I say I had nothing to do with it. Works every time
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[quote]YOU ARE INSTA KILLED IF YOU RECEIVE ANY FATAL PHYSICAL INJURY. [/quote] Woah
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Tip my fedora at him we become best fedora buddies and run into the sunset
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pull out the weed in my back pocket and ask the Titan in a very traditional matter if he would desire to [i]smerk a berl[/i]
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Manga spoilers below. Don't read if you don't read the manga [spoiler]what about the gun gear that the central military police have? Can we use that?[/spoiler]
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Tell him I banged his mum and that he is a casul and then he'll get rekt by my hurtful words
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3 RepliesEdited by Ziggerastica: 4/10/2015 3:37:18 AMstand on the top of the wall and Tell him that his mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elder berries. Then i fart in his general direction.
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Well, I [i]am[/i] Barney Stinson, so I'll just continue being awesome. Maybe bone his mom. [spoiler]if she's under 30[/spoiler] [spoiler] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]
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Put a blanket over it
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Use my training from Terrance and Philip those many years ago.
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I use the 3DM gear to GTFO
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I grope the Titan's nipples so hard that his man-milk spews out of them, attempting to make him orgasm to death.
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Can I at least give him skin first?
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Can I at least give him skin first?
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Jump straight into his mouth and commit suicide by becoming a chocking object. We both die...
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Release the flood infection forms? No, incompatible biomass. Apply potion to infection forms? Applied potion to multiple infection forms. Awaiting results
