*dog arrives at base
"I ORDERED A DACHSHUND NOT A -blam!-ING WOLF!!!"
Dog looks at me and wags its tail
"Ok it's dog enough for me"
*goes and picks it up
English
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*stares at the dog*
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*dog ignores you and looks at me, wagging its tail as I pick it up
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*growls at the dog*
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*dog passes gas as we walk by you "Hah suck it Lethal! The dog doesn't like you!"
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*my shadow picks the dog up by the scruff of it's neck and looks at it with a sadistic manner*
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*i grab the dog back, kick you in the head, and the dog passes gas again, in your face
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*The shadow has some of the dogs fur and stores it for later*
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*doesnt know