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4/7/2015 1:29:47 PM
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Golem
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CUTEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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He will eat your face off. In one bite.
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But he's CUTE
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No. He's lethal. If a clinger tries to stay past 6:45 am, he is released. She runs, I laugh. Then hairy and I eat a good balanced breakfast.
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But he's SO CUTE
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STOP IT!! I SHALL SIC HAIRY AND HIS ENTIRE VICIOUS FAMILY UPON YOU!!! FIRST HE WILL EAT YOUR UNBORN WHILE HIS COUSINS CHEW ON YOUR NIBLETS!!! [spoiler]too far?[/spoiler]
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But it's SO CUTE [spoiler]not far enough yet, no sorry:)[/spoiler]
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Fine. Prepare yourself. I will insert hairy's fourth cousin into your anal cavity(he's slow, so its OK). Then I will put all of his extended family into your home, and as his cousin(named shitbrains) is eating you from the inside out, you will be in constant fear of being attacked by the rest of his family. They will start with your giblets, ears and eyes, and somehow keep you alive with magic so it hurts, until they strip off all your flesh!!!!! Then they'll poo on you. [spoiler]get there yet?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]no not really the slow part was good but I'm just not feeling the bloodlust [/spoiler] But he's SO CUTE!!!
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-blam!-. I'll handle it myself then. I shall slip blood thinners and viagra into your drink then I shall paper cut your penis 27-not 26, not 28, but 27 times and let you slowly bleed out. [spoiler]this will be awkward if your a chick[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]no joke but it's awkward but I like your direction [/spoiler]
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Lol. Sorry bout that, don't have a rude one for womens yet. I'll let you have this one, you can keep shitbrains. Not hairy tho, and he won't be in your rectum.
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Lol ok friend haha
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I HAS NEW FRAYEND!!
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YASS YOUSE DOES
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Yay! [spoiler]ps4[/spoiler]
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Aww no Xbox 360
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But it's ok let's be friends:)
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OK. Frayend
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Why should I fear it? It's soooooo cute!
