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Edited by PureBeast72: 9/14/2017 10:39:17 AM
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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version

I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended Your turn How about this one? [spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler] [spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]

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  • Edited by Toometh: 5/3/2015 6:55:06 AM
    [b][i]For Titans:[/i] [/b] Chuck Norris once squished a plant with his finger. We now call it Panic Smash. (Fist of Havoc) Chuck Norris made a dome out of clay. We now call it the Bubble. (Ward of Dawn) [b][i]For Warlocks:[/i][/b] Chuck Norris threw some purple clay at the ground. We now call this Space Magic.(Nova Bomb) Chuck Norris changed into a yellow duckling. We now call this Radiance [b][i]For Hunters:[/i][/b] Chuck Norris once lost his toothpick. We now call it Space Saver.(Arc Blade) Chuck Norris once lost his first handcannon. We now call it Golden Penis. (Golden Gun) [b][i]For Weapons:[/i][/b] Chuck Norris found some cardboard,spikes and a knife.He assembled a gun and rammed it through someone's guts. We now call it Red Death. Chuck Norris' Hawkmoon has all three lucky bullets put together for every bullet. Chuck Norris has final round on the [i]first[/i] round of his sniper. Chuck Norris once thought it would be fun to shoot himself with Thorn. An enemy behind him died, then the gun shot. [b][i]Random Jokes:[/i][/b] Chuck Norris has 25001 glimmer. Chuck Norris has Mercury unlocked. Chuck Norris used exotics at level 1. When Chuck Norris goes into Valus Ta'uarc strike and Valus immediately rocketed himself. Chuck Norris ate a Gjallarhorn rocket. He now renamed it Jellohorn. Chuck Norris decided to combine some Vex and see what he could play with it. We call it Atheon. Chuck Norris goes into the Black Garden and the Heart kills itself. Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick destroys the terrain. Chuck Norris didn't hack the game. The game hacked itself to please him. Chuck Norris gets exotics fully levelled. Master Rahool gave everyone what they wanted cause Chuck Norris threatened him. Xür made his prices free because Chuck Norris said he was a dissapointment squid face. [b]That's all I have hope you like it! :) [/b]

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