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There was this guy I met on destiny a long while ago and we started to talk and he suddenly tells me he can 'see' things. (Can't remember the English word for it) Like he started to tell me how I looked like. He was spot on! He than continued that he saw in his vision or mind that I had a black broken Mic on my bedroom floor. Again he was right. That was most creepiest thing anyone had ever said to me. I still have no idea who this guy was. Yes, I'm still freaking out about this.
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"Whats the crime here in Cyrodil for nechrophillia?"
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A random civilian on GTAV asked if I was alright after I rammed their car with my bike. Didn't even call me an asshole.
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Edited by Glitched: 4/7/2015 9:49:30 AMIt's the things they don't say that get me. I just bought GTAV for my PS4 a few days ago, and yesterday I played Online for the first time, after transferring over my old character from the 360. My IRL friend Matt promptly joined my game, and the two of us started messing around and repeatedly killing each other. Here's the thing: Any time I would turn around and wasn't looking at him he would pull out his combat knife and murder me from behind. Sometimes while we were doing something more constructive I would forget his intentions... Like one time we saw another player drive into a Los Santos Customs, and we hid in a bush across from the garage doors with lock-on rockets. When he came out with his newly repaired and modded vehicle we immediately fired our rockets at him. After we stopped laughing I turned to see him holding that damn knife. Suddenly I remembered what he was about to do and I somehow managed to take out my sawed-off shotgun and blast him away seconds before I would've got a knife to the stomach. I will never trust him again. [spoiler]I also managed to kill my friend Tyler [i](who thinks he is the most amazing, badass person in the video game world)[/i] with the rotary blades on the helicopter I was flying. He was stunned.[/spoiler]
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Friend that I didn't know too well: "I'm not wearing pants." Me: "Well... Ew." Friend that I didn't know too well:"I'm wearing shorts you pervert!"
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Edited by Smarkdow: 4/7/2015 3:40:45 AMWhen the Colonel told me to turn the game console off in Metal Gear Solid 2 the first time I played it. I promptly did as he commanded. [spoiler]But I didn't save my game beforehand :([/spoiler]
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There's probably been worse but the one that stands out to me was Halo Reach gamechat.He said "I wanna put my balls in your ass." It was just so wtf and random.
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*launches strike* *enters voice chat* *silence* :D
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I want to see your Emma Lahana pic collection And I said OK