It's a long watch, I know. Especially for those of us with goldfish-level attention spans.
But the upshot is...
#1: The guvmnt has your dick on file
#2: You should still take pics of it, 'cause patriotism.
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[i]Love[/i] his last statement encouraging Americans to send dick pics!... Recon, check your inbox, you got a new PM.