It's a long watch, I know. Especially for those of us with goldfish-level attention spans.
But the upshot is...
#1: The guvmnt has your dick on file
#2: You should still take pics of it, 'cause patriotism.
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>Be me >finds out dick picks are patriotic >posts dick pick on b.net to show I love my country >get bant >mfw mods hate Merica >I sue >case goes all the way to Supreme Court and causes civil unrest >civil war breaks out >things get heated >nukes cum out >world gets bombed >mfw world I caused extinction with a dick pick