*wags tail*
I'm just waiting for something interesting to happen hopefully it doesn't involve a leash
English
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"Oh I'm sure that something interesting is going to happen..."
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*ears flick* What do you mean by that *I start backing up slowly*
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"I'm just pointing out that it's been suspiciously uneventful lately, so I would count on something, not involving a leash, interesting happening."
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If you plan on doing something just do it now so I don't have a panic attack later
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Ginger pretends to be insulted "Me? Plotting?"
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You're lying I can smell the guilt on you *Demonic steel forms on my paws making my claws longer and sharper* So just do it now or I'll chase you
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Legitimately having no idea what you're talking about, ginger eloquently says "Wha?"
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*growls and digs claws into the ground* Fine I'll believe you this time *the demonic steel evaporates off of my flesh* Purgatory put me on edge a bit
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"Ummm... Ok I'm just gonna go now."
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Will you carry me *wags tail*
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"Can't you walk?"
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I want to be held though *wags tail* And you're warm
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Faced with the dilemma between carrying you, and having you cry and whine, Ginger is at a loss for words as he considers the lesser of those two evils
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*looks at the ground* Fine forget I even asked
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"Ok, thank you" Walks away relieved
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*Sniffles then runs away*
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Puts on headphones