Have you sent a dick pick? The NSA knows if you have. And there's a chance they've seen it. Edward Snowden explains why they do and how they do.
Edit: http://cantheyseemydick.com
This website was inspired by the interview and tells you what what government program allows the NSA to see your dick.
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John Oliver is awesome
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Yeah recon made a post about this a month or so ago. Apparently it's patriotic to send dick pics?
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On a semi related note. In this one Olivers says that a person who has been a victim of revenge porn can claim copyright ownership of their pictures/video (which was uploaded by someone as revenge) by sending in nude photos of themselves to the government. The government really wants nude photos of us and it isn't a conspiracy theory.
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:0 nuuuuuuu
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Someone should tape a little US flag to theirs
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I've got about 15/18 legit dick-pixxx uploaded on imgur. good luck finding them all - and if you do, enjoy. you too NSA.
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I'll send you a dick pic if you want Talos.
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I'd like to see what mine looks like. O.o
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Well good thing the ol NSA just got proven illegal... So they can stare at my dick more or send it back that's on them.
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Good!
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O bby ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I want the NSA to see my dick. ;)
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That's why I only take 'em with vintage Polaroid color cameras.
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I used to send dick pics through snail mail to the Pentagon. Six months after I quit 9/11 happened and they wrote me back requesting more dick pics as they believed it warded off terrorism.
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Well obviously, I sent them [i]to[/i] them.
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So the NSA knows when engra is watching horse porn?
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Haha John Oliver is the best journalist
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But i havent sent dick pics... Government is hacking confirmed
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Oh well. Guess they'll just have to like what they see
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"I'd rather just confess to the murder"
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The post about internet searches being leaked XD
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Bump because of my edit
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Jokes on you, I've never sent a dick pic
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What do they show if I don't have any dick pics? Because I have none.
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I'd overload the system if they got one from me