*As I travel south, my comms are going haywire*
Comms: Python? What's with all this white noise?
English
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*gunshots are heard in the north followed by inhuman screams and explosions*
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*Climbs a top nearby building* *Looks for you through scope* Comms: Python, respond, dammit!
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Comms: HOLY SHIT. *falls over taking down several buildings with me*
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This bastard... *Runs to you* *Stands the top nearest building and shouts:* Python! You alright!?
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YEAH IM FINE. *gets back up shaking these organisms off me*
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*Fires at them, as well as the ones approaching you* Run, you big bastard!
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*does a body flop and squashes millions of them*
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Comms: Dont know. Could be hostile could be friendl- *unknown language begins speaking then the comms die*
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Comms: Python, respond. Python? Son of a.. Probably just... the locals... Dammit! *Runs north in search of Python*
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*you see a huge figure emerge with smaller figures climbing all over it* WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE THINGS!?!?!?
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*Begins firing at them* Jesus! Why the hell are they here?
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Comms: "Did Python go and get himself in trouble again?"
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Comms: Of course he did! *Gunshots are heard* Trying to keep him alive, if it's of any consolation to you!
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*runs by and snatches you up* Need a ride?
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Yes, you bastard!
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I HAD A FATHER. UNTIL HE DIED BECAUSE OF LIVER FAILURE. HE WAS A DRUNK. I WAS HUMAN TOO YOU KNOW.
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I didn't mean it like that! I mean I slightly hate you! Can you get us back to base!?
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WE ARE ALREADY THERE. *lets you down*
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Oh. Thanks. *Brushes armor off* See you.
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GOODBYE. *waves*
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Comms: "...... Jams you sound like a very frustrated Hugh Grant. Would you like some tea when you get back?"
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Edited by SonacyOfTheHams: 4/6/2015 4:24:48 AMComms: Zara, I know you love tea, and yes I would like some, but now- *More gunshots* Now isn't the time! *Shouts* Dammit, Python! Get the tea ready, Zara!
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Comms: "See you in a little while."
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I DONT KNOW. I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THESE THINGS ARE.
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Comms: "What's going on? You guys ok?"