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Edited by Reign of Bane:
8/1/2015 6:38:20 PM
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Something disturbs your sleep...
...and you wake up suddenly. There standing at the foot of your bed is a stranger, looking right at you.
What would you do?
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Alright how 'bout $20 for the whole night?
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Flip shit
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I say give me a few more minutes, I need my beauty sleep.
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Guns!
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7 Replies>implying I sleep
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5 Replies"WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
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I look I feel the warmth its shrek and I must please him so I spread my ass cheeks for him and he fills my asshole with his shrek love
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>sees stranger >grabs machete from behind pillow > swingslikeamadman.gif > watches the blood flow > complains about the mess
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Grab the loaded M&P next to me and put a few hollow point 9mm in it.
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Is this, per chance, the Rake?
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*pulls pants down*
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1 ReplyGrab my replica energy sword and halo his ass
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Thank him/her for waking me from the dream of me being in a concentration camp, getting shot, then waking up in the dream in the back of a police van being attacked by a giant iguana.
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Jump up and kick the shit out of him for getting into my house. Or even good luck getting past my dogs haha
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Have a staring contest... Win.
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2 RepliesEdited by Icedancer: 4/6/2015 1:42:06 AMMale part oh dayum I already shitposted here
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1 ReplyEdited by Laser: 4/6/2015 1:34:17 AM"Run."
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1 Replyask them to hop in
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3 RepliesNut punch, throat uppercut, leg sweep, ground and pound.
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Nuke [spoiler]EVERYONE [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by xRADIOACT1V3x: 4/6/2015 1:04:48 AMWell, has the person seen me open my eyes and sit up or something or am I just opening my eyes and staring this random thing down?
