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Edited by Reign of Bane:
8/1/2015 6:38:20 PM
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Something disturbs your sleep...
...and you wake up suddenly. There standing at the foot of your bed is a stranger, looking right at you.
What would you do?
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1 ReplyShoot first, ask questions never.
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Whip out mah dick. [spoiler]Kappa[/spoiler]
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Ask him is he from the dark brotherhood
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1 Reply"Hail sithis, I knew you were watching"
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And does this give you... [spoiler]POWER over me...?[/spoiler]
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Um, what do you want, now? Do you have time to explain now, and why are you in the real world instead of the game? Stranger: Hm, you're interesting. Not entirely interesting, but you have promise. Me: Wait, what? Oh no.......
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Scream and flop around on the bed like a fish
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3 RepliesOnly one person is leaving that room with all their bones intact.
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Most likely Shia LaBouf. Story continues as follows.
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1 ReplyGrab phone and turn on flashlight to blind the fellow, then get my hatchet out of the closet and with one well-placed blow cleave his skull.
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3 RepliesGrab the sword that is always right next to my bed and stab that bitch
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Honestly, that wouldn't happen because I would be able to hear him/her walk into my bedroom because you'd have to unlock and open the door and that makes noise. Hence, (s)he will be face to face with my Tomcat when they finally get the door open.
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I would do something, but you must do something to see what. [spoiler]-Flick on the light nearest to me. -Ask questions while disarming them if they are armed. -Toss armaments out of window. -Identify stranger. -Evict stranger without violence involved. -Acquire a means to contact them,[i] other[/i] than Facebook and phone.[/spoiler]
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Pretend I'm Illidan and jump at them with knives saying, [b]"FEEL THE HATRED OF 1,000 YEARS!!!"[/b]
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1 ReplyIs it Shia LEBOUF?
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Start a super surprise staring contest. Right then and there! After a few seconds of staring into their eyes, they will leave and never come back. Nuff said.
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Pretend to go back to sleep. Be prepared to defend myself just in case. If I have to, I will grab that dagger in my closet.
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Pull my .45 and blow their stranger face through the back of their head.
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Shia laBeouf
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1 ReplyAsk them if they want a blanket and pillow. [spoiler]Stalkers get sleepy too sometimes.[/spoiler]
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2 Replies[spoiler]shia labaeuf [/spoiler]
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1 shot 1 kill, or throw my knife since I'm not bad with them.
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2 RepliesI would immediately start fapping. If they were into it, we would have a good time. If not they would get disgusted and leave. Win/win
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1 ReplyIs it superstar Shia lebouf?
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Edited by ThePizzaGuy: 8/1/2015 10:29:49 PMJust gently slide my katana through his chest
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Slowly get up and tell him I'm done that my time as a torturer is over.
